Greek economists unveil new economic ‘bum pinching’ index
Greek economists have unveiled a new economic index which they claim would have “predicted the economic woes several months ago” if they had been using it. The “bum pinching” index, published by the...
View ArticleLocal man owed £5 by Greece
Shytte resident Barry Hawkwind is at the centre of a diplomatic storm, claiming that Greece still owes him £5 from last summer. The metal-grinding father of three claims that Greece approached him for...
View ArticleGreece announces National Debt Denial Scheme
The Greek government has acted quickly to solve its debt crisis by announcing a National Debt Denial Scheme. The scheme has been designed by leading Greek economists, and will be implemented over the...
View ArticleWhat is Quantitative Easing? A Daily Shame guide…
Yet again, the banks are going to “print money” in order to get our ailing economy started. Why are they doing this? Here’s our Daily Shame Guide to Quantitative Easing… Imagine you’re at school, and...
View ArticleThe Daily Shame has worked out how to save £2bn for our economy!
I was rubbish at maths, me. Sums were never my strong point. Calculus neither. I was always more of a words man. Words, yes, that’s my bag. But numbers – not so. I could do simple numbers, you know, 1...
View ArticleThis Christmas, Cameron’s raising money for the impoverished rich
You poors, you know NOTHING of the pressures of being rich, the pressures of a bank account literally stuffed full of cash. You sit there, in your hovels, your terraced houses and your cardboard boxes,...
View ArticlePoor David Cameron can’t stop his government approving a 15% pay rise for MPs!
The country is on its knees because of bad parliamentary decisions and subsequent waste of tax-payers’ money. Didn’t see that coming. Well done Parliament! Yes…well done to all the MPs who are voting...
View ArticleMPs want flat rate expenses? – Oh, you mean another pay rise.
So, not content with getting an 11% pay rise, bringing their undeserved wages up to £75k, MPs now want their expenses to be paid on a flat rate basis. Sounds a bit like another pay rise to me. Extra...
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